February 2011
3 posts
December 2010
16 posts
Embrace germs
Seriously, what did we do before hand sanitizer? I can answer that for you - we survived. We were fine actually. By all means, wash your hands when you go to the toilet. But come on, what happened to us? Sometimes when you drop your sausage on the floor, you gotta pick it up, dust it off and eat it. As my dad would say ‘It’s good for your immune system!’ and I turned out just...
Don't go organic
Ya know what, I never really had any issues with my washing up liquid, my shampoo, or any of my food for that matter. Congrats on your guilt mongering marketing campaign though, looks like it’s really working out for you ;)
Falling out of love with love
Ooooh love and romance, that would be nice wouldn’t it.
Why is it so important to me? I feel slightly like I’ve been pre-programmed against my will. It’s a priority that’s for sure. Why do we pretend that love is a certain way when we all know deep down that it’s not? The geeky girl never gets the beautiful guy, the boy never fights to get the girl back, and we...
Get off facebook
Facebook is evil, it’s like having the ability to take anyones phone and read all of their texts and check out their private photos. Throw in some unrequited love and it’s never going to be pretty. If only we had better things to do. But lets be honest, we don’t.
Don't talk about exes
It’s a big part of your past but leave it out unless you want it to be your future
Listen more than you talk
Listening really is an art. I find it much easier to fill the gaps by talking about me, after all, it is a subject I know a lot about. Listening is hard, and I’m going to do lots more of it.
Don't guilt trip
It works but it doesn’t really
Be graceful and classy
Even when it feels like the most boring option, you will never regret it. I wish I had more grace whenever I look back
The pursuit of happiness is the route of all...
Stop trying to be happy, it will make you unhappy
Don't listen to love songs
Love songs are evil. Maybe I am just a bitter old hag but I think they’re all full of crap. Love is not that perfect or simple, and you don’t need to be in love to lead a happy normal life
Be in the present
I like to organise, I like to have a plan and I like to have things to look forward to. That’s great, but how often do I appreciate what’s around me right now? There comes a time - especially when you are travelling - that you need to stop looking through your camera lense and look through your eyes instead. You need to stop thinking about how you’re going to tell this great...
Don't use your boobies for evil
It fizzles, he doesn’t have feelings for you anymore and you know it. But your boobies will never let you down, and you know that with proper use you can drag this out for a while. But who’s the real winner here? Not you, move on.
Keep perspective
It’s so easy to become suffocated by your thoughts. Look from a distance for a minute. Look at things in the grand scheme of your life. It ain’t so bad really
Always keep a little bit of yourself
This is really, really important. Being the optimist that I am, it often seems like an honourable idea to bear all to the one I care about. Secrets, fears, embarrasing confessions - brings you closer right? Fact is, there needs to be a part of you that exists without that person. They will respect you for it. Keep a little for you. Plus, mystery is always good ;)
