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Embrace germs
Seriously, what did we do before hand sanitizer? I can answer that for you - we survived. We were fine actually. By all means, wash your hands when you go to the toilet. But come on, what happened to us? Sometimes when you drop your sausage on the floor, you gotta pick it up, dust it off and eat it. As my dad would say ‘It’s good for your immune system!’ and I turned out just fine.
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Don’t go organic
Ya know what, I never really had any issues with my washing up liquid, my shampoo, or any of my food for that matter. Congrats on your guilt mongering marketing campaign though, looks like it’s really working out for you ;)
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Falling out of love with love
Ooooh love and romance, that would be nice wouldn’t it.
Why is it so important to me? I feel slightly like I’ve been pre-programmed against my will. It’s a priority that’s for sure. Why do we pretend that love is a certain way when we all know deep down that it’s not? The geeky girl never gets the beautiful guy, the boy never fights to get the girl back, and we definitley do not all get what we deserve.
I’m tired now, and I have so much left to learn.
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Get off facebook
Facebook is evil, it’s like having the ability to take anyones phone and read all of their texts and check out their private photos. Throw in some unrequited love and it’s never going to be pretty. If only we had better things to do. But lets be honest, we don’t.
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Don’t talk about exes
It’s a big part of your past but leave it out unless you want it to be your future
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Listen more than you talk
Listening really is an art. I find it much easier to fill the gaps by talking about me, after all, it is a subject I know a lot about. Listening is hard, and I’m going to do lots more of it.
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Don’t guilt trip
It works but it doesn’t really
